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    A couple was getting ready to celebrate their 50th anniversary. He asked his wife what she wanted. She said, "Something that will go from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds." He bought her a scale.

    Another one:
    A man heard that to have a happy marriage, you should go back and do what you did on your first date. So....he took his wife out for dinner, then took her home to her parents.
    Luke 21:36 "Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man."

    We will either dwell in the secret place of the Most High or our flesh will make us want to hide things in secret. -- Nathan Leal